COMPUTER ISSUES/PASSWORDS

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Computer Issues/Passwords

Setting your password:

Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.

Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.

Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

No, you must get a new one.

I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Sorry, you must get a new one.

OK, roses

Sorry you must use more letters.

OK, pretty roses

No good, you must use at least one numerical space.

OK, 1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

OK, 1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use additional spaces.

OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemea ccessrightfuckingnow

Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.


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